你听说过隧道 You've heard of the tunnel.
我们都经历过的那个 迟早会的 The one we all go through sooner or later.
最后，有一扇门 At the end, there's a door.
一直等着你 门的另一边 And waiting for you on the other side of that door...
不是天堂 is either heaven...
或者地狱 or hell.
这是那扇门 This is that door.
为什么这个病人 被关起来了？ Why is this patient in lockdown?
他们没告诉你 关于劳丽?斯特罗德？ They didn't tell you about Laurie Strode?
不 No.
你一定听说过她 迈克尔?迈尔斯的妹妹？ You must have heard of her. Sister of Michael Myers?
迈克尔?迈尔斯， 连环杀手？ Michael Myers, the serial killer?
好吧，你会听到的 所有的流言蜚语都快到了 Well, you'll hear all the gossip soon enough.
现在，让我们-- For now, let's just get--
不，不，不，等等 告诉我关于她的事 No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her.
她斩首了一个男人 She decapitated a man.
啊！ Aah!
哦，天哪为什么？ Oh, my God. Why?
万圣节 三年前 Halloween. Three years ago.
二十年后 第一次谋杀 Twenty years after the first murders...
她哥哥终于找到她了 her brother finally found her.
追踪她到学校 她工作的地方 Tracked her down to the school where she was working.
有几起谋杀案 There were several murders.
很多困惑 Lots of confusion.
伙计们，过来！ Guys, over here!
哦，天哪 她杀错人了 Oh, my God. She killed the wrong person.
啊！ Unh!
三个孩子的父亲 Father of three.
为什么医护人员没有 说点什么？ Why didn't the paramedic say something?
他的喉部被压碎了 His larynx had been crushed.
别让你知道 Don't let on you know.
你好，斯特罗德小姐 你吃得愉快吗？ Hello, Miss Strode. Did you enjoy your dinner?
她好几年没说一句话了 She hasn't said a word in years.
极度分离障碍 Extreme disassociative disorder.
医生认为 她是个自杀威胁 The doctors think she's a suicide threat.
他们找到她了 不止一次在屋顶上 They found her up on the roof more than once.
一定是内疚 Must be the guilt.
现在她所做的一切 就是盯着窗外看 Now all she does is stare out that window.
天知道 她所看到的 God knows what she sees out there.
你好？ Hello?
外面有人吗？ Anyone out there?
嘘！ Boooo!
-天哪！ -哈哈哈！ -Holy shit! -Ha ha ha!
哈罗德，你在试着 让我心脏病发作？ Harold, are you trying to give me a heart attack?
不 No.
怎么回事 你又出来了吗？ How the hell did you get out again?
你是谁 应该是今天吗？ And who are you supposed to be today?
哦约翰?韦恩?盖西 Oh. John Wayne Gacy.
出生于伊利诺伊州芝加哥， 1942年3月17日 Born in Chicago, Illinois, on March 17, 1942.
来吧，大块头 Come on, big guy.
杀死33人 把它们埋在他的房子下面 Killed 33 people. Buried them under his house.
我知道，哈罗德 I know, Harold.
-他于5月7日被处决-- -我知道，哈罗德 -He was executed on May 7-- -I know, Harold.
威利，我不想 批评你的工作 Willie, I'm not trying to criticize your work...
但是如果你把哈罗德 在他的房间里 but if you put Harold in his room...
我怎么会看见他 在地下室？ how come I see him in the basement?
我——但是 两秒钟前，他-- I--But just two seconds ago, he was--
来吧我们去找他 Come on. Let's go get him.
多少次 我必须告诉你吗？ How many times do I have to tell you?
你一定要确定 你在做什么 You gotta be sure what you're doing.
威利？ 你在做什么？ Willie? What are you doing?
我没吃晚饭 I skipped dinner.
-快点 -好的 -Hurry up. -OK.
哈罗德？ Harold?
哈罗德， 你在下面干什么？ Harold, what are you doing down here?
你怎么了？ What's gotten into you?
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
啊！啊！ Aah! Unh!
啊！ Aah!
嗯，泰德?邦迪 Hmm. Ted Bundy.
出生于11月24日，19 Born November 24, 19...
你好，迈克尔 Hello, Michael.
我就知道你会来找我 迟早会的 I knew you'd come for me sooner or later.
你怎么这么久？ What took you so long?
你失败了，迈克尔 You failed, Michael.
你想知道为什么吗？ You want to know why?
因为我不怕你 Because I'm not afraid of you.
但你呢？ But what about you?
你怕我吗？ Are you afraid of me?
你害怕死吗，迈克尔？ Are you afraid to die, Michael?
我只是要确定 I just have to be sure.
啊！啊！ Unh! Unh!
啊！ Aah!
我在地狱见 I'll see you in hell.
迈尔斯 Michael Myers.
1957年10月19日出生 Born October 19, 1957.
杀了他姐姐， 1963年10月31日 Killed his older sister, October 31, 1963.
杀了3个高中生， 1978年10月31日 Killed 3 high school students, October 31, 1978.
还杀了三个护士 还有一个医护人员，当晚 Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night.
据信已经死了， 然后杀了四个学生 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students...
希尔克斯特学院，1998年 Hillcrest Academy, 1998.
一直失踪，闻所未闻， 过去三年 Has been missing, unheard of, last three years.
现在他回来了 Now he's back.
卡尔?荣格告诉我们 Carl Jung tells us...
人类的心理 包含 that the human psyche contains...
我们自己的虚构 a figment of ourselves...
即使是集体 无意识的否认 that even the collective unconscious denies.
早上好，保罗 很高兴在课堂上见到你 Good morning, Paul. It's nice to see you in class.
我让你睡不着？ Am I keeping you up?
我这么说是什么意思， 人？ What do I mean by all this, people?
我是说在我们所有人的内心 I mean that inside all of us...
有潜伏者 一个阴暗邪恶的人物 there lurks a dark, malevolent figure.
一个粗人， 如果你愿意 A kind of boogeyman, if you will...
荣格叫什么来着？ that Jung called what?
大家跟我来 Stick with me, people.
拿那个克尔凯郭尔第 信仰的飞跃 Take that Kierkegaardian leap of faith.
荣格说我们必须 面对我们的恐惧 Jung said we must face down our fears...
面对现实 他打电话…什么？ and face up to the figure he called...what?
-影子 -影子 -The shadow. -The shadow.
是的，萨拉，很好 谢谢您 Yes, Sara, very good. Thank you.
我很高兴有人醒了 哇，真是个班 I'm glad somebody was awake. Wow, what a class.
嘿，萨拉！ Hey, Sara!
萨拉，等等！ Sara, wait up!
我一直在找你 到处都是 I've been looking for you everywhere.
你猜怎么着？ Guess what?
呃呃你做了什么 这次给我们报名？ Uh-uh. What did you sign us up for this time?
嘿，哈哈！ 我们得找到鲁迪来吧 Eee, ha ha! We gotta find Rudy. Come on.
嘿，鲁迪 Hey, Rudy.
别分散我的注意力 Don't distract me.
我控制不住自己 I can't help myself.
我分心了 I am distracting.
你检查过你的电子邮件了吗？ Have you checked your email?
不 No.
为什么？ 你给我寄了什么东西吗？ Why? Did you send me something?
我们进去了！ 他们选了我们三个！ We're in! They picked all three of us!
-什么？你是认真的吗？ -啊哈！ -What? Are you serious? -Uh-huh!
哦，天哪！对！ Oh, God! Yes!
好吧那很好 All right. That is all good.
这不是 你的小笑话，是吗？ This isn't one of your little jokes, is it?
不，但是萨拉不想去 No, but Sara doesn't want to go.
我可以走了 我只是还没决定 I might go. I just haven't decided yet.
不，不，不 这是不能接受的 No, no, no. That is unacceptable.
这是不能接受的 It is unacceptable.
我们会变得更大 而不是“奥斯本” We're gonna be bigger than "The Osbournes."
我们会变大的 We're gonna be large.
每次我让你们俩 告诉我一些事情 Every time I let you two talk me into something...
我会后悔的 I live to regret it.
听着，没有我， 你会因为无聊而死 Listen, without me, you would die of boredom.
我们！没有我们， 你会因为无聊而死 Us! Without us, you would die of boredom.
无论什么 Whatever.
你确定他们没有 把我们安置在某个房子里 Are you sure they're not just putting us in some house...
带隐藏摄像头 洗澡的时候？ with hidden cameras in the shower?
不 No.
就像我们 调查记者 It's like we're investigative reporters...
搜查犯罪现场 searching a crime scene.
看看奖学金 And look at the scholarship.
是啊 Yeah.
除此之外， 成千上万的人 Besides that, thousands of people...
会看到我的脸 are going to see my face...
我们的脸 our face.
别这么做 Don't do it.
那就是房子 一切都是从哪里开始的 That's the house where it all started.
他走过走廊， 藏在壁橱里 He walked its hallways, hid in its closets...
在卧室里做梦 dreamed in its bedrooms...
帮助他母亲 在厨房里 helped his mother in the kitchen...
在客厅看电视 和他爸爸 watched TV in the living room with his dad...
在他姐姐的卧室里玩 played in his sister's bedroom.
然后有一天， 他拿起一把刀 Then one day, he picked up a knife...
他再也没有放下过 and he never put it down again.
那家伙真他妈奇怪 That guy's fucking weird.
别理他 他想吓唬我们 Don't pay attention to him. He's trying to scare us.
我只需要送 一封简短的电子邮件 I just need to send a quick email.
“德卡德 "Deckard...
“你永远不会相信 我把自己卷入了其中” "you'll never believe what I got myself into."
德卡德？德卡德是谁？ Deckard? Who's Deckard?
哦，这是我的网名 Oh, it's my screen name.
萨拉需要一些技术支持 设置她的脱机阅读器 Sara needed some tech support setting up her offline reader...
所以我，呃 so I, uh...
你告诉她了 你是研究生吗？ You told her you're a graduate student?
-什么毕业，初中？ -闭嘴，好吗？ -Graduate of what, junior high? -Shut up, all right?
我们每天都聊天 有点像我们在约会 We talk every day. It's kind of like we're dating.
她从没见过你 She's never even seen you...
和雅虎聊天室 不算 and Yahoo chat rooms do not count.
是的，它们确实有价值 你知道在过去 Yes, they do count. Did you know in the old days...
骑士们过去经常 他们的一生 knights used to spend their entire lives...
求爱的女人 他们连碰都不碰？ courting ladies that they would never even touch?
他们只会派 彼此十四行诗之类的 They would just send each other sonnets and stuff.
那是以前的事了 网络色情，伙计 That's before internet porn, man.
无论什么 Whatever.
现在你在干什么？ Now what are you doing?
给我一秒钟， 好吗？ Just give me a second, all right?
我希望萨拉能出现 I hope Sara shows up.
穿着 可以接受的东西 And wearing something acceptable.
她不可能还在生我们的气 最后一次 She can't still be mad at us for the last time.
她来了嘿！ Here she is. Hey!
好了，大家听好了！ OK, everybody listen up!
莎拉，你要穿这个吗？ Sara, are you gonna wear this?
我想我告诉过你了 我们要在镜头前 I thought I told you we were gonna be on camera.
我想从这开始 说搜查结束了 I'd like to start this off by saying the search is over.
你们六个被选中了 You six have been selected...
探索 美国最可怕的噩梦-- to explore America's worst nightmare--
明晚，万圣节 tomorrow night, Halloween...
生活，在所有人面前 整个互联网世界 live, in front of the whole entire internet universe.
你们六个进去 邪恶的发源地 You six will enter the birthplace of evil...
以最纯粹的形式-- in its purest form--
童年的故乡 我们最残忍的杀人凶手 the childhood home of our most brutal mass murderer...
迈尔斯 Michael Myers.
谢谢您谢谢您 Thank you. Thank you.
那么，你希望找到什么 明晚在家里？ So, what do you hope to find in the house tomorrow night?
我的方式进入 网络广播 My way into network broadcasting.
Pfft！ Pfft!
我只想说 迈克尔?迈尔斯 I just want to say that Michael Myers...
不仅仅是 一个戴着面具的男人 is not just a man behind a mask...
他是个传奇 he's a legend.
我很感兴趣 迈克尔?迈尔斯 I'm interested in how Michael Myers...
体现 暴力政治 embodies the politics of violence...
嵌入流行神话 embedded in pop mythology.
永远不要低估 不良饮食的影响 Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet.
蛋白质太多，不够 锌，下一件事你知道 Too much protein, not enough zinc, next thing you know...
你在切割尸体 在你的浴缸里 you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub.
看看希特勒 他是个素食主义者 Look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian.
兄弟 严重营养不良 The brother was seriously malnourished.
你不必走太远 找到迈尔斯 You don't have to go far to find Michael Myers.
他是大白鲨 我们的潜意识 He is the great white shark of our unconscious.
他是个黑眼睛的孩子 我们的精神 He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits.
他有杀人的冲动 我们曾经有过 He's every murderous impulse we've ever had.
他是那个小声音 对我们耳语 He's the little voice that whispers to us...
勒死老太太 to strangle the old lady...
时间太长 在收银台 taking too long at the checkout counter.
认识他，宝贝 Get to know him, baby.
他就是你 He's you.
告诉我们，萨拉，为什么 普通人转向谋杀？ Tell us, Sara, why do ordinary people turn to murder?
嗯，我，嗯 Well, I, um...
我想它有些东西 与教养有关 I think it has something to do with upbringing.
啊！ Aah!
该死！那个女孩会唱歌 Damn! That girl can sing.
那就是 我在找哦 That's what I'm looking for. Ooh.
哈！哼！ Ha! Hunh!
嗨！ Hyah!
抓住他的屁股！抓住他的屁股！ 抓住他的屁股！ Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass!
谁比华春丽强？ Who's better than Wat Chun Lee?
对每个人都吼 当他抽烟的时候 Whoopin' everybody ass while he's smokin' a cigarette.
哦，妈的谁在敲门 这么晚才来我家？ Oh, shit. Who's knockin' on my door this late?
不管是谁 让我分心 Whoever this is is distracting me...
看不到李华春 打个屁 from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass.
萨拉？哦 Sara? Ooh.
萨拉，你在这里干什么？ 很晚了 Sara, what are you doing here? It's late.
我要退学了 I'm dropping out.
什么？ What?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
只是我被吓坏了 我都睡不着 It's just I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep.
慢点，慢点 怎么了？ Slow down, slow down. What's the problem?
你看不出来吗 我和其他人不一样？ Can't you see I'm not like the others?
我知道 你不像其他人 I know you're not like the others.
你知道的 你不像其他人 You know you're not like the others.
其他的不是什么 但是一群 The others ain't nothin' but a bunch...
聪明人，聪明人， 波辛的愿望 of smart-ass, wise-crackin', posin' wannabes.
你才是真正的交易 You are the real deal.
所有现有元素 关于你 Every existing element about you...
是什么样的互联网受众 真的想要 is what the internet audience really wants.
我不想出名 I don't want to be famous.
你什么意思？ 你不想出名吗？ What do you mean you don't want to be famous?
这就是美国梦 That's the American dream.
我想我只是害怕 I think I'm just scared.
害怕没关系 It's OK to be scared.
害怕是好事 恐惧是好事 Being scared is good. Fear is good.
恐惧是动力 Fear motivates.
恐惧给你 活着的感觉 Fear gives you the feeling of being alive.
恐惧使我想呕吐 Fear makes me want to throw up.
请相信我 Trust me, please.
当一切都说了又做了， 最后 When it's all said and done, at the end of the day...
你会惊讶的 你给自己多大的惊喜 you'd be surprised of how much you surprise yourself.
很抱歉打扰你 我只是-- I'm sorry to bother you. I just--
没关系帮我一个忙 把问题留在第二天解决 It's OK. Do me a favor. Sleep on it.
我们明天再谈 你今晚可以大汗淋漓，伙计 We'll talk about it tomorrow. You can sweat it tonight, man.
现在把你的尾巴从这里拿开 然后上床睡觉 Now take your tail on outta here and go to bed.
奥弗雷迪小子，该死，你真棒 Ol' Freddie boy, damn, you good.
他妈的你想出来的 从你头顶上掉下来，孩子 Shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy.
你为什么不 拍拍自己的背？ Why don't you just pat yourself on your back?
哦，华春丽！哦！ Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh!
现在，你很快就会出来 Now, are you coming out soon...
或者你是 计划转租？ or are you planning on subletting?
嗯！性感女孩！哈哈！ Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha!
你不觉得吗 有点太暴露了？ Don't you think it's a bit too revealing?
我想 很有启发性 I think it's perfectly revealing.
啊！ Aah!
什么？ What?
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
你看到了吗 酒鬼什么的？ Did you see the boogeyman or something?
那个酒鬼？ 真是容格 The boogeyman? How very Jungian.
米克斯特博士的课？ 我也要上那门课 Dr. Mixter's class? I'm taking that course, too.
我希望他们有黑色的这个 I hope they have this in black.
-旧货商店 -哦，太棒了，亲爱的 -Thrift stores. -Oh, how marvelous, darling.
啊，她来了 Ahh, there she is.
哦，天哪， 你被鞭打了 Oh, my God, you've been pussy-whipped.
更糟的是， 你被网络鞭打了 What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped.
顺便说一句， 你的服装呢？ By the way, where's your costume?
我今晚不能出去 I can't go out tonight.
我答应过萨拉 我会看她的第一集 I promised Sara I would watch her first episode.
她真的很紧张 She's really nervous about it.
不，米奇?斯特恩的派对 是今晚，你知道的 No, Mickey Stern's party is tonight, and you know that.
哦，是的对不起，伙计 我想我忘了 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot.
忘记？ 你知道 Forgot? Do you have any idea...
它的意义 两个新生被邀请？ what it means for two freshmen to get invited?
以前从没发生过！ It's never happened before!
你姐姐邀请我们 Your sister invited us...
所以你不会说 你妈妈关于她的纹身 so you wouldn't tell your mother about her tattoo.
除此之外， 迈尔斯?巴顿 That's besides the point, Myles Barton.
你可以坐在这里 梦幻世界 You can sit here in your little dream fantasy world...
或者你可以和我一起去 参加这个聚会 or you can come with me to this party...
学会像男人一样走路 and learn to walk like a man.
会是什么？ What's it gonna be?
好吧，我们走 All right, let's go.
啊，聊天室浪漫？ Ahh, chat room romance?
他只是个朋友 He's just a friend.
他大概五十岁，秃头， 假发不好 He's probably fifty and bald, with a bad toupee.
-珍 -可能会收集人的皮肤 -Jen. -Probably collects human skin.
让我休息一下，珍 Give me a break, Jen.
好吧，大家听好了 OK, everybody listen up.
我想开始 通过说 I'd like to start off by saying...
那个家 你今晚要进去 the home that you will be entering tonight...
已经装配好了 有几个摄像头 has been rigged up with several cameras...
但在很大程度上 but for the most part...
观众会看到 只有你看到的 the audience will see only what you see.
看到这些摄像机了吗？ See these cameras right here?
我有点喜欢这些相机 I kinda like these cameras.
他们几乎可以 夹在任何东西上 They can pretty much be clipped on to anything.
帽子，衬衫领子， 你的衣领 A hat, shirt collar, your coat collar.
观众 几乎可以控制 The viewers can pretty much control...
他们想看的 what they want to watch...
调头 从摄像机到摄像机 switch around from camera to camera...
取决于看起来是什么 他们最感兴趣的 depending on what seems to be the most intriguing to them.
所以如果你们想 今晚当星星 So if you guys want to be stars for the night...
我建议你做点什么 很有意思 I suggest you do something that is very interesting...
所以值得一段时间 观众的 so that it's worth the while of the viewers...
想要保留 他们的摄像机对着你 to want to keep their cameras on you.
摄像机太阳具了 Cameras are so phallic.
这是好是坏？ Is that good or bad?
看谁在看 Depends who's watching.
嘿，奥森?威尔斯， 选择一个位置并继续前进 Hey, Orson Welles, pick a placement and move on.
看，低角度——吓人 Look, low angles--scary.
高角度——吓人 High angles--scary.
中等角度——无聊 Medium angles--boring.
我敢打赌你知道了 射击 I bet you learned that shooting...
所有的婚礼 还有成年礼 all those weddings and bar mitzvahs.
嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey!
我去了长滩州 和斯皮尔伯格一样 I went to Long Beach State. Same as Spielberg.
诺拉：查理， 我们的日程安排在这里 NORA: Charley, we're on a schedule here.
告诉麦克斯装上摄像机 在姐姐的房间里 Tell Max to rig a camera in the sister's room.
麦克斯回来了 帮助弗雷迪 Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie.
好啊 OK.
弗雷迪！ Freddie!
宝贝，冷静点 一切都很好放松点 Baby, calm down. It's all good. Just relax.
我把一切都控制住了 I got it all under control.
有只火鸟 停在房子前面 There was this Firebird parked in front of the house.
完全要毁灭了 建立镜头 Totally about to ruin the establishing shot...
但我叫了辆拖车 but I called a tow truck.
是的，正在路上 Yep, it's on its way.
好吧再见 All righty. Bye.
看看你，查理 角度不错，孩子 Look at you, Charley. That's a nice angle, boy.
看，他现在在那里 Look, there he is now.
好吧，给你 All right, here we go.
哈里斯先生！ Mr. Harris!
我们能问你吗 几个问题，哈里斯先生？ Can we ask you a few questions, Mr. Harris?
-就在这里 -我有一个词要告诉你 -Right over here. -I got one word for you.
-那是什么？ -产品安置 -What's that? -Product placement.
-哦，是吗？ -是的 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
产品植入， 我喜欢那声音 Product placement, I like the sound of that.
我们走的时候 在房子周围 While we're going around the house...
发现秘密 迈克尔?迈尔斯 discovering the secrets of Michael Myers...
我们可以喝百事可乐 或是利用差距，对吧？ we could be drinking Pepsi or sporting The Gap, right?
好性感的想法 我有点喜欢 Nice sexy thinking. I kind of like that.
大家好吗 今晚？ How's everyone doing this evening?
我们会开始的 像这样，明白吗？ We'll get it started like this, see?
在接下来的十分钟里 In the next ten minutes...
我们要进去了 一个谜 we are going to enter a mystery...
藏在谜语里 在一个谜里面 wrapped up inside of a riddle inside of an enigma.
现在，记住这个 你看到的一切 Now, remember this. Everything you see...
绝对的一切 你看是真的 absolutely everything you see is real.
没有演员 There's no actors...
没有任何组件 或者房子里的东西 none of the components or contents in the house...
被搞得一团糟， 混合，稀释 have been messed with, mixed up, diluted...
或以任何形式篡改， 形式，或时尚 or tampered with in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever.
现在，我不太确定 接下来会发生什么 Now, I'm not exactly sure what's gonna happen...
但我知道的是 不允许任何人 but what I do know is that no one will be allowed...
离开 直到演出结束 to leave until the show is over.
我们最先进的技术 摄像机监控系统 Our state-of-the-art camera surveillance system...
会捡起来的 任何想溜出去的人 will pick up anyone who tries to sneak out.
让危险开始吧 干掉这个混蛋 Let the Dangertainment begin out this motherfucker.
好吧，大家，我们来做吧 Well, people, let's do it.
鲁迪！ Rudy!
一路走来 这会很有趣的 Way to go. This is gonna be fun.
我读到了 在谋杀之后 I read that after the murders...
家庭 只是把它封起来 the family just sealed it up...
离开时没有 带走任何东西 and left without taking anything with them.
不完全是 你在市场上出售的房子 It's not exactly a house you put on the market.
是的，但我敢打赌 Yeah, but I'll bet it has...
一个大好人 旧厨房，你知道吗？ one of those big nice old kitchens, you know?
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
我去看看 I'm gonna check it out.
我们该怎么办？ What are we gonna do?
我们什么都不用做 We don't have to do anything.
从技术上讲， 我们只要待在家里就行了 Technically, we just have to be in the house.
我们不是应该 寻找答案？ Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers?
魔鬼逼他这么做 我完了 The devil made him do it. I'm done.
我们欠你的 对观看的人来说 We owe it to the people watching...
至少四处看看 to at least take a look around.
哦，真可爱 Oh, that's cute.
你已经很担心了 关于你的粉丝群？ You're already worried about your fan base?
你离我这么近 在岛上投票 You are this close to getting voted off the island.
嘿，看看这个 Hey, check this out.
你想要什么 美味可口？ You want something tasty and delicious?
你尝过 四十年前的茴香？ You ever tasted forty-year-old fennel?
哦，不要 一定是烂了 Eww, don't. It's got to be rotten.
-真奇怪 -什么？ -That's strange. -What?
-闻起来很新鲜 -是的，是的 -It smells fresh. -Yeah, it does.
你知道，唐娜， 你的腿很好 You know, Donna, you got great legs.
他们什么时候开门？ What time do they open?
那是1点？ That'd be 1:00?
该死的 God damn.
萨拉 Sara.
你以为就是这个 他以前做过的事？ You think this is the one that he used to do his thing?
不，他们会把它藏起来的 某处的证据柜 No. They'd keep that in an evidence locker somewhere.
呼 Whew.
-嘘 -啊！ -Boo. -Aah!
-什么，你害怕吗？ -没有 -What, are you scared? -No.
这里面是什么？ What's in here?
那是什么？ What is that?
好吧，我承认 OK, so I admit...
这个地方 有点吓人，好吗？ that this place is a little creepy, OK?
不，不，不 你不知道 No, no, no. You have no idea.
-看看这个 -哇，一把椅子 -Look at this. -Wow, a chair.
我的上帝 My God.
你认为他们真的 把他关在这里面？ Do you think they actually kept him in this?
那是什么？ What is that?
看起来像中世纪的钥匙 给萨拉的贞操腰带 Looks like the medieval key to Sara's chastity belt.
-鲁迪！ -好吧，是的 -Rudy! -OK, yeah.
也许我们应该 四处看看 Maybe we should poke around a bit...
看看我们还能找到什么 see what else we can find.
哈！是的，上尉 Ha! Aye-aye, captain.
你为什么碰我？ Why are you touching me?
不要 Don't.
去戳吧 Go poke.
嘿，怎么了？ Hey, what's going on?
性感 Sexy.
看看你！ Look at you!
斯科特，我们在这里干什么？ Scott, what are we doing here?
嘿，来吧，伙计， 冷静点，好吗？ Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right?
放松点玩得高兴倒霉 Relax. Have fun. Shit.
嘿，迈尔斯， 你认为有人会知道 Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know...
我们应该是 从“低俗小说”里？ we're supposed to be from "Pulp Fiction"?
-呼呼！ -呼呼！ -Huhh! -Huhh!
今天，你害怕 酒鬼 Today, you're scared of the boogeyman.
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
他会抓住你的 他在你后面 He's gonna get you. He's coming behind you.
酒鬼！ Boogeyman!
哦！倒霉！ Ohh! Shit!
小心点，珍 Careful, Jen.
啊哼别碰我，巴德 Ahem. Hands off, bud.
我打赌这是朱迪思的房间 Bet this is Judith's room.
你知道，姐姐 You know, the older sister.
他杀的那个 当他六岁的时候 The one he killed when he was six years old.
嘿！拿着相机 在这里的钱上 Hey! Keep the camera on the money here.
我想是发生了 当她在那里的时候 I think it happened when she was right there.
可怜的小朱迪思 Poor little Judith...
无助的 helpless...
刷她的头发 brushing her hair...
年轻…赤身裸体 young...and naked.
是的，因为 会发生的，对吧？ Yeah, because that's gonna happen, right?
来吧，珍 Come on, Jen.
一瞬间， 你可以点亮 One flash, and you could light up...
一千个电脑屏幕 a thousand computer screens.
开始你的整个职业生涯 Launch your whole career.
你觉得呢？ You think?
你把我搞砸了 You crack me up.
这是个好衣橱 为了你，珍 It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen.
等待！不！曾经 大厅里还有人！ Wait! No! There was somebody else in the hall!
来吧 Come on.
来吧，情人 Come on, lover boy.
-哇哦！ -啊！ -Whoa! -Aah!
你在做什么？ 你这个大混蛋？ What are you doing, you big perv?
他们在探索房子 一个大屠杀的凶手——活着 They're exploring the house of a mass murderer--live.
你想看吗？ You want to watch?
-不可能 -当然 -No way. -Sure.
哦，好吧 Oh, OK.
冲动控制障碍 Impulse control disorder.
嗯？ Huh?
这是我的理论 That's my theory.
我想迈克尔?迈尔斯 愤怒的发作 I think Michael Myers had fits of rage...
他无法控制 that he could not control.
有点像个小偷 或者一个仙女或一个火神 Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro.
所以，代替 偷银器 So, instead of stealing silverware...
他割破了脖子 十几岁的女孩，嗯？ he slashes the necks of teenage girls, huh?
哦，拜托 Oh, come on...
你从来没有冲动过吗 你无法控制？ haven't you ever had an impulse that you could not control?
-不断地 -你的意思是不断的 -Continuously. -You mean continually.
“连续”是指 继续不间断 "Continuous" means continuing uninterrupted...
“连续”是指 周期性地重复发生 while "continual" means reoccurring periodically.
唐娜，你什么时候 别想了 Donna, when are you gonna get out of your head...
开始思考 用你的身体？ and start thinking with your body?
拜托 Please.
那行吗 曾经真正工作过 Does that line ever actually work...
在小鸡身上 在音乐系？ on the chicks in the music department?
艺术史也是 有时甚至是政治科学 Art history, too. Sometimes even poli sci.
好吧，它不会切断的 进行批判性研究 Well, it doesn't cut it with critical studies.
真倒霉 Bummer.
另外， 搞音乐专业 Besides, screwing a music major...
就等于 女同性恋 would be tantamount to lesbianism.
我可以参与其中 I could get into that.
莎拉，我告诉你， 在食物里 Sara, I'm telling you, it's in the food.
记住那个家伙 他在受审 Remember that guy who was on trial...
在旧金山谋杀？ for murder in San Francisco?
他只吃了两片 All he ate was Twinkies.
鲁迪，你有没有想过 除了食物还有别的吗？ Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food?
你不想知道吗？ Wouldn't you like to know?
珍？ Jen?
发生什么事？ What's going on?
-怎么了？ -我不知道 -What happened? -I don't know.
我转过身来 她走了 I turned my back for a second and she was gone.
珍！ Jen!
珍？ Jen?
珍 Jen.
珍？ Jen?
把它关小点！ Turn it down!
-明白了！ -天啊，你这个婊子 -Gotcha! -God, you bitch.
荡妇！ Slut!
那不对，好吗？ 你犯规了 That's not right, OK? You're foul.
啊，太恶心了 Uhh, so foul.
这是给我们的， 为了成功-- This is to us, for successfully--
让我给你 再多一点-- let me give you a little more--
拼凑起来 集体的东西 puttin' together something collectively...
如此巧妙 作为一个团队和一对搭档 so ingenious as a team and a duo...
我们绝对应该 能够确保 that we should definitely be able to secure...
桌子上有很多食物 为了我们自己 a lot of food on the table for ourselves...
只要一切顺利 很好 as long as everything goes as nicely...
就像现在一样 as it's goin' right now.
我要把她找回来 为了这个 I'm gonna get her back for that.
看着我 Watch me.
哦，天哪！ Oh, my God!
干杯 Cheers.
哦，不！不！ Oh, no! No!
嗯嗯 Mm. Mm.
等等，刚才发生什么事了？ Wait, what just happened?
-比尔的相机丢了 -哦，妈的 -We just lost Bill's camera. -Oh, shit.
他一定是掉在地上了 他妈的白痴 He must've dropped it. Fucking idiot.
快速找到另一个视图， 拜托 Find another view quickly, please.
弗雷迪，放松 Freddie, relax.
我想 一切都很顺利 I think this is going really well.
-真的吗，宝贝？ -是的 -Really, baby? -Yes.
我们正在做我们的事 We are doing our thing.
好啊 OK.
去危险的地方 To Dangertainment.
敬礼呵呵呵呵 Salute. Heh heh heh.
这一定是床 他是在哪里受孕的 And this must be the bed where he was conceived.
别再炫耀了，珍 Stop showing off, Jen.
啊！ Aaaah!
鲁迪！ Rudy!
-萨拉！ -珍，帮帮我！ -Sara! -Jen, help me!
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
鲁迪，救命萨拉！ Rudy, help. Sara!
www Ewww.
-上帝啊 -怎么了？ -God. -What happened?
那是什么东西？ What is that thing?
嘿，这是吗 迈克尔?迈尔斯的事？ Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing?
是啊 Yeah.
好吧，酷 A'ight, cool.
是的，好的 Yeah, OK.
这是什么？ What is this?
哦对不起的 Oh. Sorry.
你是吗？ Are you?
你真是个色狼 You're such a Lothario.
嗯 Um...
我不知道那是什么 意思是，但是 I don't know what that means exactly, but...
随它去吧 Just go with it.
等等 我刚想了件事 Hold on. I just thought of something.
等等？ Hold on?
你一定是在开玩笑 You've got to be kidding me.
什么，你是 找“花花公子”？ What, are you looking for "Playboys"?
这不对 This ain't right.
很明显 那个男孩是个臣民 Well, it's obvious that the boy was subject...
对感情和身体的虐待 to emotional and physical abuse.
不，所有这些 这不对 No, all of this. It's not right.
太容易了 It's too easy.
为什么这些东西 还在这儿？ Why is all this stuff still here?
回答这个，南希?德鲁 Answer that, Nancy Drew.
比尔呢？ Where's Bill?
他可能 还在生我的气 He's probably still mad at me.
他会跳出来的 害怕我 He's gonna jump out of somewhere and scare me.
你看 You watch.
吉姆？休斯敦大学 Jim? Uh.
你知道，如果我留下你 从某物 You know, if I'm keeping you from something...
告诉我就行了 just let me know.
看 Look.
-喂？ -聪明的孩子 -Voil? -Clever boy.
看， 他们在寻找线索 See, they're looking for clues.
一些可以解释的事情 为什么迈克尔?迈尔斯变坏了 Something that might explain why Michael Myers went bad.
-哦 -天啊 -Oh. -Jeez.
嘿，斯科特怎么了？ Hey, Scott. What's up?
天啊，漂亮的服装 God, nice costume.
哇哦 Whoa.
嘿，你觉得 他们把他关在这里？ Hey, you think they kept him down here?
也许吧看看这个 Maybe. Look at this.
什么？这是怎么一回事？ What? What is it?
这是某种 奇怪的马具 It's some sort of weird harness.
整个地方看起来像 一些虐待狂的玩偶 This whole place looks like some sadistic playpen.
啊哈哈 Ah ha ha.
你知道吗 这让我想？ And you know what that makes me think?
什么？ What?
肯定有 这里没有摄像头 There's definitely no cameras down here.
我可以当个摄像机 I could be a camera.
说点聪明的话 Say something smart.
存在先于本质 Existence precedes essence.
天啊，你真性感 God, you are sexy.
哇哦！哦，该死！ Whoa! Oh, shit!
真是太好了！ That worked perfectly!
哇哦！那就是 我在说什么 Whoa! That is what I'm talking about.
哦，天哪！ 哦，天哪！所有受害者！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All his victims!
这是一个万人坑！ It's a mass grave!
哦，天哪！ Oh, my God!
哦，天哪 Oh, God.
他所有的受害者哦！ All of his victims. Oh!
倒霉看看这个 Shit. Look at this.
我不 他妈的相信这个 I don't fucking believe this.
什么？ What?
台湾制造 Made in fucking Taiwan.
哦，妈的，伙计！ Oh, shit, man!
查理， 你他妈的去哪了？ Charley, where the fuck you been?
我们到处找 你这个混蛋！ We've been lookin' all over this motherfucker for you!
你他妈的为什么 穿得像我吗？ And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway?
我不会付钱给你的 成为迈克尔?迈尔斯 I ain't payin' you to be Michael Myers.
字幕译制-贝支子-
我在玩迈克尔?迈尔斯！ I'm playin' Michael Myers!
如果他们的孩子回来 If them kids come around...
看我们穿好衣服 在同样的情况下 and see us dressed up in the same shit...
你会破坏整个效果的， 该死的 you'll ruin the whole effect, God damn it.
我勒个去 你有毛病吗？ What the hell is wrong with you?
你在看我什么 像那样？ What you lookin' at me like that for?
呵呵？你不明白吗？ Huh? You don't get it?
你的狗屎坏了 在上面？ Your shit ain't workin' up there?
把你的屁股放在后面 和诺拉在车库里 Take your ass in the back of the garage with Nora.
那是你的工作 That's your job.
和诺拉一起回去 帮她个忙 Go back there with Nora and help her ass out.
去做你的工作 Go do your job.
我离开后门了 为你的屁股开锁 I left the back door unlocked for your ass...
从后面出去 进车库 to go out the back into the garage.
我就是这么做的 That's what I did.
你得见鬼去 离开这里 You need to get the hell outta here.
快，快跑！骷髅！ Go on, scoot! Skedaddle!
他妈的滚出道奇！ Get the fuck out of Dodge!
该死的他妈的是什么 总得有人 God damn. What the hell's somebody gotta do...
得到一点像样的帮助 在这个混蛋里面？ to get a little decent help up in this motherfucker?
该死的来吧 God damn it. Come on.
我们去找弗雷迪 Let's go find Freddie.
这是胡说 This is bullshit.
嘿，吉姆？ Hey, Jim?
你得看看这个 You gotta see this.
太恶心了 Gross.
嘿，弗雷迪 Hey, Freddie.
这都是设置的一部分吗？ Is this all part of the setup?
“劳丽?斯特罗德， 迈尔斯的妹妹 "Laurie Strode, sister of Michael Myers...
“万圣节之夜 屠杀” "survives Halloween night massacre."
嘿不错的道具 Heh. Nice prop.
啊！ Aah!
哦，天哪！ Oh, my God!
还有人看到这个吗？ Is anybody else seeing this?
吉姆？ Jim?
啊！ Aaah!
啊！哦，天哪！ Aah! Oh, my God!
不！ No!
救命啊！某人！ Help! Somebody!
救命啊！哦，天哪！ Someone help! Oh, my God!
这不再有趣了！ This isn't funny anymore!
帮助我！救命啊！ Help me! Somebody help!
这不好笑！ This is not funny!
哦，天哪！ Oh, my God!
离我远点！啊！ Stay away from me! Aah!
啊！啊！ Aah! Aah!
啊！ Aah!
那太假了 That was so fake.
不，不，等等 等等，伙计们 No, no, wait. Wait, you guys.
真的发生了 她刚被杀 That really happened. She was just killed.
伙计，你真容易上当 Man, you're gullible.
离开这里 Get outta here.
这是件好事 这里没有摄像头 It's a good thing there's no cameras in here.
我们重新戴上了照相机 We're wearing cameras.
哇哦 Whoosh.
啊！ Aaaah!
迈克尔来了！ Michael's here!
我看见他了！ 他在屋里！ I saw him! He's in the house!
他来了！ He's here!
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
发生了什么事？ 你在说什么？ What's going on? What you talking about?
别这样，姑娘 Don't do this, girl.
你让我失望了 在这个美丽的夜晚 You're bringing me down on this beautiful evening.
这里没有人 你只是在窃听 There's nobody here. You're just bugging out.
不好笑，好吗？ It's not funny, OK?
-住手，好吗？ -他在那个房间里 -Stop it, OK? -He's down in that room.
有1，2，3，4， 家里有五六个人 There is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 people in the house.
这里没有迈克尔?迈尔斯 那里没有人 There's no Michael Myers here. There's nobody.
听， 我看见他就在那边 Listen, I saw him right over there.
他在这里？ 哦迈尔斯 He's in here? Ooh. Michael Myers.
迈克尔?迈尔斯在哪里？ Where's Michael Myers?
迈尔斯！ 我什么也没看见 Michael Myers! I don't see nothing.
-他在这里 -你让我失望了 -He was in here. -You're bringing me down.
鲁迪，我看到了——啊！ Rudy, I saw--Aaaah!
鲁迪！ Rudy!
啊！啊！ Uhh! Uhh!
-他妈的！ -哇，哇！ -Fucker! -Whoa, whoa!
关掉摄像机！ Turn off the cameras!
-把它放回网上 -怎么了？ -Get it back online. -What's wrong?
切到 不同的拍摄角度 Cut to a different camera angle.
是我弗雷迪 It's me. Freddie.
弗雷迪 你他妈的在干什么？ Freddie. What the fuck are you doing?
该死，伙计，你打我 Damn, man, you hit me...
就像我谋杀了 你妈的 like I murdered your fuckin' mother.
放松点，伙计 Relax, man.
我努力 给美国一个好的展示 I'm only tryin' to give America a good show.
所以没有 这是真的，对吧？ So none of this shit is real, right?
就像家具 Like the furniture...
照片， 所有搞砸的玩具？ the photos, all the fucked up toys?
都是假的 我们被陷害了 It's all fake. We've been set up.
你知道你没有 任何人都会看的节目 You knew you didn't have a show anyone would watch...
所以你陷害了我们 以我们的钱为代价，嗯？ so you set us all up at our fucking expense, huh?
什么费用 你在说什么？ What expense are you talkin' about?
你贡献了一角钱 把这玩意搞砸 You ain't contributed a dime to settin' up this shit.
再说，谁也不要 想看看你们中的任何一个 Besides, don't nobody want to see any of y'all...
四处奔波 没有空房子 runnin' around no empty house...
可能要来了 一点办法也没有 possibly comin' up with nothing any-damn-way.
美国不喜欢现实， 首先 America don't like reality, first of all.
其次， 他们觉得这狗屎很无聊 Second of all, they think the shit is boring.
他们想要 有点炫目 They want a little razzle-dazzle...
有点小骚动， 他们的生活有点激动 a little pizazz, a little thrill in their life.
我们就是那个 给他们的-- And us being the ones that give it to 'em--
我不明白 没什么不对的 I don't see nothin' wrong with that.
我没有报名参加 I did not sign up for this.
你们都需要帮我个忙， 好吗？ Y'all need to do me a favor, all right?
跟着这狗屎走 别吹了不是现在 Go along with this shit. Don't blow it. Not now.
你真的不知道 You really have no idea...
有多好 我把事情解决了 of how nicely I worked things out...
所以我们都可以接受 so that we all can receive...
有点像一个健壮的后端 当这一切都结束了 somewhat of a robust back end when this shit is all over.
我不知道你想做什么 关于你的份额 I don't know what you want to do about your share...
但是请 别为我搞砸了 but please don't fuck it up for me.
我想要我的钱，对吧？ I want my money, a'ight?
如果你不介意的话， 我想去 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to go...
再吓唬他妈的 这些混蛋 scare the shit out of some more of these motherfuckers...
所以，我要把它弄得一团糟； so, I'm gonna get it crackin'.
你们都做什么 你他妈的都得做 Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do.
全部查看哈哈哈哈！ See y'all. Ha ha ha ha!
-好吧 -我们有 -All right. -We have it.
-把声音调大点 -大家都去哪儿了？ -Turn up the sound. -Where'd everybody go?
哦 Ohh.
给你，比尔 There you are, Bill.
那又怎么样 你们想这么做吗？ So what do you guys want to do?
我不知道 我可以用这笔钱 I don't know. I could use the money.
不，去他妈的 我出去了 No. Fuck that. I'm out.
我也是我辞职了 Me too. I quit.
喝倒采！ Boo!
她一定要走了 第一届网络艾美奖 She must be going for the first internet Emmy.
你不能吓唬我们，珍 You can't scare us, Jen.
你必须这么做 比那更好 You're gonna have to do better than that.
你也是，弗雷迪 You too, Freddie.
啊啊啊！ Aaaaaaah!
-喂！ -他们是怎么做到的？ -Eww! -How'd they do that?
-数字效果 -不，它是t！ -Digital effects. -No, it isn't!
你好911？ Hello. 911?
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
-它被锁住了！ -妈的 -It's locked! -Fuck.
进去！ 快进去！ Go in there! Go in there now!
吉姆，快跑！快跑！ Jim, run! Run!
啊！ Ah!
哦！啊！ Oh! Aah!
嗯 Uhh.
嘿，迈克尔！ 是的，我在和你说话 Hey, Michael! Yeah, I'm talking to you.
你想从我身上分一杯吗？ You want a piece of me?
你应该少试一点 你饮食中的蛋白质 You should try a little less protein in your diet.
控制一些 对你的攻击性，嗯？ Control some of that aggression, huh?
想尝尝这个吗？ Want some of this, huh?
我知道911是干什么的！ I know what 911 is for!
这是紧急情况 这不是骗局 This is an emergency. It's not a hoax.
他妈的，来吧 想杀了我？ Motherfucker, come on. Trying to fucking kill me?
快点！ 你喜欢寿司吗，混蛋？！ Come on! You like sushi, motherfucker?!
你他妈的要杀了我？ You gonna fucking kill me?
哦，妈的 Oh, shit.
某人 Somebody...
有人在外面， 请帮助我们 somebody out there, please help us.
有人，请帮帮我们 Somebody, please help us.
她真的是 一个非常有才华的女演员 She really is a very talented actress.
德卡德 Deckard.
德卡，如果你在那儿， 请告诉我 Deckard, if you're there, please let me know.
谁是德卡德？ 迈尔斯是德卡德 Who's Deckard? Myles is Deckard.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
德卡德， 他要杀了我们所有人 Deckard, he's killing all of us.
他要杀了我们 He's killing us.
他来了！ 右上！ There he is! Upper right!
-放大！ -转到另一个摄像机 -Zoom in! -Go to the other camera.
告诉她 他正在上楼 Tell her he's coming up the stairs.
这不再有趣了！ 做点什么！ This isn't funny anymore! Do something!
啊！ Aah!
-他听到了！ -哦，天哪 -He heard her! -Oh, my God.
他在门口！ He's at the door!
把她弄出去！ Get her out!
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
-不！ -太高了！ -No! -It's too high!
不！ No!
啊！ Aaah!
我不能见你！ I can't see you!
戴克，他在哪里？ Deckard, where is he?
叫她走！ Tell her to go!
-现在是她的机会了 -加油，加油！ -Now's her chance. -Come on, go!
我的上帝所有人都死了 My God. Everybody's dead.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们得去他妈的 现在离开这里 We got to get the fuck outta here now.
来吧我们走吧 Come on. Let's go.
哦，妈的 Oh, shit.
啊！ Aaah!
所以，你想成为 在危险的地方？ So, you want to be on Dangertainment?
让我们看看你得到了什么 Let's see what you got.
哇——嘿！ Waa--hyah!
嗨！ Hyah!
啊！ Aah!
哟，迈克，来看我 Yo, Mike, come see me.
迈克尔，来看我！ 看看我！ Michael, come and see me! Look at me!
你想和我上床吗？ You wanna fuck with me, huh?
操你妈 You motherfucker.
哈哈哈！ Haaa-yah!
让我们离开这里 来吧 Let's get outta here. Come on.
你还好吧？ You all right?
我看到他的房间了 I saw his room.
他一直住在下面 这该死的房子 He's been living underneath this fucking house...
谁知道要多久 for who knows how long.
可能是最近20年 Probably the last 20 years.
来吧 Come on.
我发誓我的灵魂 I swear on my soul...
我不知道 I had no idea.
我发誓 I swear.
哦，妈的 Aw, shit.
来吧我们走吧 Come on. Let's go.
哦，天哪 他切断了电缆 Oh, my God. He cut the cable.
他妈的在哪？ Where the fuck is he?
这很糟糕 This is bad.
德卡，他在哪里？ Deckard, where is he?
-不！ -快跑！哦！ -No! -Run! Oh!
啊！ Aah!
不 No.
嗯 Uhh.
哦，不 Oh, no.
啊！ Aaaah!
啊！ Uhh!
啊！ Aah!
嗯 Uhh.
你这个混蛋！ You bastard!
这是给珍的！ This is for Jen!
这是给鲁迪的！ This is for Rudy!
为他们所有人！ For all of them!
哦，妈的 Oh, shit.
啊！ Aah!
不给糖就捣蛋，混蛋 Trick or treat, motherfucker.
啊！ Aaaah!
不！ No!
啊！ Aah!
啊！ Uhh!
啊！ Aaah!
哦！ Ohh!
烧了，混蛋！燃烧！ Burn, motherfucker! Burn!
萨拉！ Sara!
快点，快点！ Come on, come on!
啊！ Uhh!
嘿，米奇！ 万圣节快乐！ Hey, Mikey! Happy fucking Halloween!
萨拉？莎拉?莫耶？ Sara? Sara Moyer?
-萨拉？ -我们能得到一份声明吗？ -Sara? -Can we get a statement?
嘿，我们现在可以去住了 Hey, we can go live now.
怎么搞的？ 和迈尔斯在一起？ What happened with Michael Myers?
谢谢你，德卡德 你救了我的命 Thank you, Deckard. You saved my life.
感觉如何 成为英雄，萨拉？ What's it feel like to be a hero, Sara?
现在感觉如何 一切都结束了？ How does it feel now that it's all over?
你凭什么这么肯定 结束了吗？ What makes you so sure it's over?
请原谅我 Excuse me.
-看镜头！ -别再拍了！ -Watch the camera! -No more cameras!
危险品 已经停播了 Dangertainment is off the air.
为什么不 你们都表示尊重？ Why don't y'all show some respect?
哈里斯先生，您要吗 发表声明？ Mr. Harris, would you like to make a statement?
你能告诉我们什么 关于迈克尔?迈尔斯？ What can you tell us about Michael Myers?
梅尔斯 不是一个健全的咬 Michael Myers is not a sound bite...
分拆，合作， 一些名人丑闻 a spin-off, a tie-in, some celebrity scandal.
迈克尔?迈尔斯是个杀手 穿着宽松的工作服 Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls...
这让他很兴奋 停止杀戮 that gets his kicks off of killing...
每件事和每一个人 他遇到的 everything and everyone that he comes across.
仅此而已 That's all.
我们重新跳完舞 为了这些相机 We're done dancing for these cameras.
莎拉，我们出去吧 Let's get outta here, Sara.
但是你怎么样 现在感觉如何？ But how are you feeling right now?
嘿 Heh.
我现在感觉如何？ How am I feelin' now?
你想知道 我感觉现在？ You wanna know how I'm feelin' right now?
感受一下！ Feel this!
我的相机！ My camera!
那就是他，不是吗？ That's him, isn't it?
我想看看他的脸 I want to see his face.
我想警告你，妈妈， 这不是一个美丽的景象 I want to warn you, ma'am, it's not a pretty sight.
好吧 All right.
快点，退后 我们走吧 Come on, back it off. Let's go.
真的 Wow.
你看起来有点脆 在那边，米奇 You're lookin' a little crispy over there, Mikey.
像炸鸡一样 混蛋 Like some chicken-fried motherfucker.
但愿他永远不会， 永远安息 Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.
嘿，怎么样？ Hey, how's it going?
你开玩笑吧 You've gotta be kidding me.
另一个？ Another one?
这是你的幸运之夜 It's your lucky night.
你是个名人 You got a celebrity.
哦，让我来 我的签名簿 Ooh, let me get my autograph book.
我不是在开玩笑 是迈克尔?迈尔斯 I'm not kidding. It's Michael Myers.
什么？ What?
给我一份 签名的 Get me a copy of that autograph.
-是的，当然 -哈哈！ -Yeah, sure. -Ha ha!
它让我心碎 It's cracking me up.